“ Hitler Mama Got one Big titty and one little Titty, they call the b*tch ‘Biggie Smalls’.
Beautiful (via callmetimio)
Just a guy that really loves to ride his bike!
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Sacrificing your dreams at the altar of reality is a rite of passage for everyone but a handful of rock stars and ballerinas. You can’t ever let that shit get to you, or else you’ll end up leading one of those lives of quiet desperation.
The trick is a healthy line of succession. When a dream dies, you gotta pick up that crown and put it on the next head right away. It doesn’t matter if the new dream is thirteen years old and terrified, that bitch is queen now.
The dream is dead. Long live the dream.
Coke Talk (via crookedindifference)
“ A man who chooses between drinking a glass of milk and a glass of a solution of potassium cyanide does not choose between two beverages; he chooses between life and death. A society that chooses between capitalism and socialism does not choose between two social systems; it chooses between social cooperation and the disintegration of society. Socialism is not an alternative to capitalism; it is an alternative to any system under which men can live as human beings.
Ludwig von Mises - Human Action (via thx-1138) (via ilgobbomalefico)
“ Girls, get real. The basis of a great relationship is great sex. You may have a great personality and looks, but when your man discovers another woman who sucks dick like an angel from heaven, your relationship may collapse worse than a house of cards in a thunderstorm.
Jack’s Blowjob Lessons - How To Give Head
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(via phat-cow) I had to reblog this one, I actually did LOL.
(via thenastiest)
I’m not advocating violence, but something needs to be done here.
Reblogged, but Pretty much
Ah the days of big hair.
SLAP!
Ah the days of big hair.
SLAP!
